Accounting Jokes

Favorite Bookkeeping, Finance & Money Funnies

This is the accounting jokes page, full of my favorite bookkeeping funnies. I've heard and read some great ones throughout the years. I never really feel like I fit the stereotypes, but who knows! Some of these definitely ring true for me and give me a good and needed chuckle from time to time.

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I hope that you will enjoy these accounting funnies and bookkeeping jokes as well. Sometimes we just need a little laughter to relieve the stress and brighten our day!

There is also a Bookkeeping Basics form at the bottom of the page where you can submit your own bookkeeping and accounting jokes for the rest of us to enjoy. Your contributions are appreciated.

Accounting Jokes - Q & A

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.


What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.


What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?

Go into town and gang-audit someone.


What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.


What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

The accountant knows he is boring.


Why did the blonde accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?

Because on the box it said Concentrate.


What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost.


When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise.


Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work.


How does an accountant make a bold fashion statement?

He wears his grey suit instead of the blue.


If an accountant's husband can't get to sleep, what does he say?

Tell me about work today, dear. (My personal favorite!)


Why did the accountant go broke? 

Because he couldn't count on anyone!


Why do accountants make good lovers? 

They know all the best positions for balancing the books!


Why did the accountant become a musician?

Because they wanted to count the beats!


Why did the accountant go broke?

Because they lost their balance! They just couldn't account for their spending habits.


Bookkeeping Funnies

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An accountant was interviewing for a payroll job, and the hiring manager asked, "What is the most challenging part of being an accountant?" The accountant replied, "Trying to count all the money I'll be making!"

A young accountant was attending a networking event and struck up a conversation with a fellow attendee. The person asked, "So, what do you do for a living?" The accountant responded, "I'm an accountant." The person laughed and said, "Oh, you must be really good with numbers!" The accountant smirked and replied, "Well, I can't count how many times I've heard that joke!"

A group of accounting service representatives were at a comedy club, enjoying a night out. The comedian on stage noticed them and decided to engage with the crowd. He said, "I heard there are accountants in the audience. Can someone tell me, what's the difference between an accountant and a taxidermist?" One of the accountants shouted back, "Well, the taxidermist only stuffs animals!" The crowd erupted in laughter, and the comedian responded, "That's right! And the accountant stuffs their pockets with money!"


My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on it's back.


A fool and his money are soon audited.

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your startup company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

An accountant is talking to the young child of one of his friends and says, "Do you know what I do?' "Daddy says you're a CPA." "That's right. Did he tell you what CPA stands for?" "Well, he says you're a Complete Pain in the Arse."

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Why did the accountant bring a calculator to the party?

Because they knew it was going to be a fun-filled "number crunch"!

You see, accountants have a unique sense of humor, and they love to find humor in numbers and calculations. While others might bring party games or snacks, the accountant knew that their trusty calculator would be the life of the party.

As the night went on, everyone gathered around the accountant, eagerly waiting for their turn to input numbers and witness the magic of calculations. Laughter filled the room as the accountant entertained the crowd with quick mental arithmetic and clever financial jokes.

The party became a lively celebration of numbers, spreadsheets, and hilarious accounting anecdotes. It just goes to show that even at social gatherings, accountants find joy in their beloved world of numbers and calculations.

So, the next time you're at a party and you spot an accountant, be prepared for an unforgettable "number crunch" experience. They'll make sure that everyone has a calculatingly good time!

Bookkeeping Memes

The Bookkeeping Memes page is full of the best accounting and income tax funnies I have come across online.  

These will likely be appreciated the most by all the bookkeepers, accountants and income tax preparation experts out there than any other profession.

However, they should be funny and enjoyable for all.

See The Funny Accounting and Bookkeeping Memes Here

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